Twitter

Researching, "Not Following Me Back/ There are 68 people who you follow, that do not follow you back."

unfollowed @misoks after she unfollowed me after I suggested she was classist for being 248-4-lyfe. Think I drunkenly thought about posting about how I wish that nationalist or state-specific parties in the U.S.A. and China should have a wrestling match. Pretty sure I never posted that (100%) & didn't suggest classism. Read a tweet she wrote that bragged about never changing a 248 area code. Hypothesized, "Oh, are you going to make fun of me, again, for not having a metro Detroit area-code, like freshman year in college?" That must have earned me the canner.

Well, regardless, I get hoes in different area-codes who hate me. Got unfollowed by this terrible girl named Jackie who used to talk shit about me at my workplace as a salaried employee when I was making $9/hrish as opposed to 30-45K. She used to bake cookies for people, then yell at my manager for helping me with my workload when it became too demanding. Go yew! Nice puppy.

Tao Lin. Tao Lin never followed me. He replies to emails I write him about once every 1-2 years about our shared mutual research interests. He friended me on LinkedIn, then unfriended me. Think we're still friends on Google Plus. If he reads this, he needs to unfriend me on Google +. Did not review his book, told him 1-2 stories about my life in China, not sure as to what prompted this disavowal, but he can think what he wants. I'll still say I like his writing.

BTW, don't worry this isn't a "hit list," or any such nonsense.

Leigh Alexander was recommended to me by XX on the basis that she "writes about video games; and, then Tweets a lot while drunk." No matter how into her feminism she proclaims to be, she doesn't follow back.

Megan Boyle. Never followed me. Was or is married to Tao Lin. Reviewed a video that Tao gave me about them hanging out in Vegas with the model from Hipsterunoff. Her writing is not available in China on taobao, but Tao's is resold in China (at the time when I tried to purchase both of their books).

Brandon Gorrell needs to unfriend me on Facebook because I compared Thought Catalog to GQ, and, yet, if my life were ever interesting: my Twitter would be more interesting than my Facebook. If he wrote his last book, it was awesome.

dasracist. I wrote about them, somewhere. Maybe, it was The Onion or, maybe, it was my website. Possibly, it was Thought Catalog (though I doubt it). I know that Sarah Lawrence is compared to NYU in tuition rates. Unfollowing, but I liked their music. My friends in Chicago can attest that a portion of the band is shy & hates rapping. Ganja predominates any of their concerts.

Clara. Probably unfollowed me because I Facebook messaged her boyfriend about some clothing that was mistakenly given away to 714 Lawrence. Also, mistakenly given away was my painting, 714 Lawrence to an art collector in Ypsi. Who knows what happened to that? Also, she hated my Twitter.

Christine Hoberg. Friends with my friend Hyatt. Removing on the basis of not following without a follow back.

thefreekwame. Don't know why I unfollowed myself, but maybe someone who knew the password to that account unfollowed me.

ThoughtCatalog, makenoisemusic, fecalface... wouldn't follow me unless I was Yoko.

Lindsay_Howard. Someone said she made great web art. Followed because she was the first person I witnessed who used a .gif in her Twitter bio pic (not biopic).

AtheneLOL. Used to subject my friends at Nakamura to Athene, then abandoned his YouTube videos.

BreakingNews, metrotimes. Mass account does not follow back.

Sporcle. Not that interested in clock design.

Bramble. She's not annoying.

chelseatrull. :(

taolin4chan. Saw a bunch of people pictured with capsules of Addy, spoke to a couple of people. No longer followed back.

JacobMendel. Did a lot with 3-D animation at our alma mater, but didn't think I was pertinent to his life as a social acquaintance who supported his art.

aiww. Responds to many of his messages on Twitter, but never mine. Not sure why because I've seen his installations.

pourmecoffee. Can't recall whether this person ever followed me back. Says non-offensive quips about politics, possibly recommended to me by a friend.

omgstephlol More familiar with her father's career.

SPINmagazine wouldn't follow me unless I was a bonafide contributor to a major record label.

MalkmusAndJicks not surprised Pavement frontman wouldn't follow back. Especially since I had to document an instance of anti-semitism at their first Detroit concert (not him).

TwoVisionaries people in New York who appeared to have a sweet blog about critical theory. They used to follow me. One of them tried to follow me individually, but I lost that e-mail (not in a cocky way, just an incredibly spammed fashion).

Albaremusic. Don't remember.

James_Shepard (see above).

HarleyChua. Perhaps, he unfollowed me when I told him 你好 after noticing he wrote in Pinyin.

SaugaCityCartel. The word suggests a drug affiliation, but this is a changed username.

oddyharahap. Don't ever remember following anyone in Indonesia, but perhaps it's a reappropriate account.

JustKiddings. Possibly followed them in 2006 with my first Twitter account?

DaveSumter. Don't remember.

JeffElder. Spoke to me about neurology or astronomy. Don't remember.

deanlandstudios. Someone, or a group of "someones" in SF that appealed to me for some reason.

DIMITRE_JEWELER. Confused this person with the wrong given name living in Brooklyn. Also, unfamiliar with his shop.

emenich. Don't know.

orianoffical. Knew.

sonicmayhem. Musical interest.

Rezzapahlevi. Don't know.

TweetInTheRaw. Def. don't know someone in Joplin, MO.

DesignNewz. Can Google you again should I need CSS inspiration.

socialmadds. Don't know: don't read.

Vinny from Jersey Shore. Offered to proofread his blog, noticed severe grammatical errors. No further discussion.

jjmilliner. I meant to accept your follow & follow you.  1 of 2 Visionaries.

addthis. Don't know. Now, strikes me as a stupid feed related to compulsive accumulation of Apps.

nosexcity. An ex of an ex. Not interested in her sex (no sex) blog.

joindiaspora. Just liked the name.

FilmOnTV. Same.

nikrichie. Used to follow back. Can only believe that my personal narrative turned off this gossip blogger.

nii_tus. He followed me first!

ChaarlieSheen. A joke account, idk.

SKBOWLERZ. Don't remember.

HaniSidewalkArt: liked his sidewalk sketches in urban areas.

lessavyfav. Probably saw one of their shows, then forgot about them.

stanyanhouse. Herm.

ColettePatterns. A pretty blog.

louisck. Doesn't know I'm alive (not crushing on him). Don't worray!

AndrewSparrow. Hope I didn't piss that journalist off for vague, political statements.

MissFrankieRose: liked her voice in Chicago, or before I heard of her and researched her lyrics, etc.

dumdumgirls. I'd have to shit my pants before they lost their ego enough to acknowledge me in real or fake life.

TeenMomWetpain. Title of account is not relevant to some joke about following MTV's Teen Mom.

__SHIGETO just liked "Driving on Huron River Dr."