26.1.15

Jam Grass

The Best of Botanical Blues

The traditional venue for a concert might be more akin to a densely packed nightclub, music venue, or discothèque. Occasionally, cultures construct monuments to music, like the mammoth Sydney Opera House, La Scala, or some of the urban, live clubs in Japan. Personally, I have enjoyed watching rock shows at festivals, or some of the unique venues in Detroit. I can say that I have seen someone, literally, light the roof on fire in a club in New York City. I can still recount the artist, The Kills, standing stage right and looking up at the ceiling as if waiting for rain. This past Sunday, I had an experience at the Greater Des Moines’ botanical garden that was memorable for all the right reasons: poignant lyricism and stage banter of a different tune.

The Greater Des Moines’ botanical garden became host to the Botanical Blues and an influencer in the paradigms of exhibitions. The deodesic dome is comprised of 665 plexiglass panels, which make the Botanical Center building appear to be composed of a bubble-like shape and texture. On the inside, one can see the flora (1,200 types of plants) and fauna (insects deemed useful by botanists). The foliage and climbing plants trace over some of the cell-like bubbles of the roof. The lamella-like dome appears to be constructed of thick glass and wrought iron, rather than a structure as flimsy as a bubble. Perhaps, a greenhouse imagined in 1929 would be a surprising venue, and it certainly was, considering the nature of the exhibition.

Matt Woods, unrelated to the football player, was booked to play the Greater Des Moines Botanical Gardens after winning the Iowa Blues Scene. Woods was on hand to showcase his set to the local area with a metal or glass slide guitar, mournful vocals, and a bassist who appeared to be arranging either the audio projection systems or a sound mixing board. Bluegrass musicians start late, taking time to talk to their hosts, waiting for smokes, or something.  The humidity was at about 44%, with temperature in the dome appeared to be in the mid-seventies.

Behind the set, a banana tree stood with ripe, green fruits hanging. Even in the north or plains states, somewhere is always seventy degrees with out-of-season plants, and a hothouse could be cure enough for those with seasonal depression. Sitting simply with a guitar on his lap, a PA near his feet, Matt Woods sampled from Pressley and sang of more than the juvenilia of pop songs. His style was nitty and gritty, yet full of flexible rift and chatter. His tunes carried the wisdom of the backwoods, and the set languished on during the extremely slow time of sunset. The golden rays wafted into the dome, appearing to make it blaze like a Sakhrah.

I relished the opportunity to participate in an open sky show midwinter, as this is far from Detroit-area rock or hip hop, or Ivy League Records. Twenty-somethings should branch out to explore genres that they have yet to ruin with over-priced and ironic deconstruction. Even indie music, traditionally outsider music that became typified within a particular set, can become mainstream. I think people select their favorite bands, much like how sports people pick their sports team to root for and support. Although I am woefully ignorant of some blues, blues, blues, the content of the songwriting freed me from the musical constraints that, otherwise, inhibit me. Whereas most of the concerts I’ve been to only allocate for slight nodding and scoffing, bluegrass performances inspire a lot of toe-tapping.

Some of the lyrical stacking was soporific, and drowsy-like imparting of words paired with compositional melodies. They could be quite stripped down, or humorous. In fact, the tone was one of faint joking, and peaking, earnest jest with the next plucking motion of the guitar. I had to chuckle at the intentional pairing of the notion of a sugar mama with, “Tell me sugar mama, where do you get your sugar from…/ you’ve got the best sugar and its granulated.” Or, in the same song, Woods sings out a sly line or two along the lines of, “I take my coffee/ yes, I praise it with my tea.” Most of the lyrics are lonely, soulful, and of trains and Greyhound lines.

Love, in Woods’ music, is a fretful riot where the objects of the vocalist are married, and the love itself seems tattered, threadbare as a plaid shirt. The lifestyle contains its sober gems of “Tennessee women deep fishing for me” and visions of Woods running from “a long-haired captain” while wearing his long johns, aka his “long pajamas.” He strums along about how he’s “got rambling, traveling on my mind.” Woods seems to be many people at one time, ventriloquizing a scolding tone (“Louise, you better hurry tone”), then as easily, capturing the voice of the lovelorn. In Woods’ songs, love is ephemeral and present only between unavailable people.

People sat up naturally in the second floor restaurant of the bio-dome, appearing to perch at various levels. There was a flatly honest tone to the show, with Woods being introduced by a white-haired adult in a glittering, red sequin vest and cowboy hat. The introducer had relayed Woods’ message that Woods’ and Co. were “really bad,” when joking about the musician. But, people listen for honest jocularity as this, and the comment demonstrated the wit and rejoinders present within the lyrical composition. The musician purported that contracts promise groupies and other rock star rewards, but actually end up involving negotiations mid-show, and lugging around considerable equipment.

Amidst the towering cannas, spiky pines, and arty restaurant, the commentary was on point. As one hostess said, the setting wasn’t precisely like a bar, or catching a show in a nightclub with throngs of sweaty, languid youth milling about. Wood had enough sage advice for all, like the song “Tornadoes Are Bad For Everyone.” To summarize, here are the best three lines of music ringing in the New Year; “It ain’t stealing if you give it away/ It ain’t love if you don’t want me to stay/ It ain’t hiding if no one’s looking for you.” 

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I didn't realize this blog existed outside the realm of the Wayback Machine.

24.1.14

Enactivism


Not too long ago, I was using my smartphone and noticed a bizarre malfunction. I was emailing a new acquaintance for the first time. I had to copy their e-mail address to the phone's clipboard, then paste it into an e-mail. Imagine my surprise when the person's e-mail address was displayed as being so long it ran off the page. Not only was it not their e-mail, but it was a quote. I Googled the quote and found the source as being from this site. Not only did I have no recollection of ever accessing this website, but the quote popped up when I pasted it to my new friend's e-mail to send them a photo. 

The nefarious quote, taken from the website, read,
'Think before you Share' Don't describe or blog or tweet about the problem. Don't talk it over with your friends right away; let it stew a little in your mind so you can settle down a little. Sometimes, well-meaning friends will sympathize too much, which may only add fuel to your fire and get you even more upset.
 So, instead of allowing me to share a file, the person's e-mail address was replaced by a quote chastising me about the downsides of sharing micro-information. I might occasionally peruse WikiHow articles about topics related to "How To Iron A Dress Shirt" or some such quandary. I don't have an incentive to check out forums on modifying one's behavior when better resources exist. For example, one flip through Be Here Now is much more gratifying than an over-simplified list about keeping one's cool, buried under advertisements for weight loss supplements. That's not to say that there are worse uses for people's time than attempting to provide a service for those seeking self-improvement online. 

However, I received this blurb shortly after making a couple scathing posts about noticing connections between the fictional attitudes of communities, collective biases of individuals, and how these same tendencies become expressed in a hyperreal dynamic. Based on what I'm familiar with about group behavior, community is often formed at the exclusion of either locational characteristics or the projection of less desirable traits on convergent, or perceived to be, contradictory groups. I've studied the relation between geolocational identity and how this influences one's integration within pre-existing communities. 

Just interesting to think that this mishap happened right after blogging about how the Internet is supposed to make us feel more connected to one another, but it strikes me as rather impersonal. In addition to that, it is another realm of socialization. Therefore, it's not some sanctity that's positive or, at least, unbiased in structure. I am not surprised to find that I'd attract more unfollowers associated with the University of Michigan when blogging something negative about said institution. Quite frankly, people basically fear being associated with criticizing institutions that pay them, or seek to have this idealization of said place. It is my opinion that if one wants to truly improve the conditions of such places, then one has to speak about both what must and mustn't change. 

19.1.14

14.1.14

Twitter

Researching, "Not Following Me Back/ There are 68 people who you follow, that do not follow you back."



unfollowed @misoks after she unfollowed me after I suggested she was classist for being 248-4-lyfe. Think I drunkenly thought about posting about how I wish that nationalist or state-specific parties in the U.S.A. and China should have a wrestling match. Pretty sure I never posted that (100%) & didn't suggest classism. Read a tweet she wrote that bragged about never changing a 248 area code. Hypothesized, "Oh, are you going to make fun of me, again, for not having a metro Detroit area-code, like freshman year in college?" That must have earned me the canner.

Well, regardless, I get hoes in different area-codes who hate me. Got unfollowed by this terrible girl named Jackie who used to talk shit about me at my workplace as a salaried employee when I was making $9/hrish as opposed to 30-45K. She used to bake cookies for people, then yell at my manager for helping me with my workload when it became too demanding. Go yew! Nice puppy.

Tao Lin. Tao Lin never followed me. He replies to emails I write him about once every 1-2 years about our shared mutual research interests. He friended me on LinkedIn, then unfriended me. Think we're still friends on Google Plus. If he reads this, he needs to unfriend me on Google +. Did not review his book, told him 1-2 stories about my life in China, not sure as to what prompted this disavowal, but he can think what he wants. I'll still say I like his writing.

BTW, don't worry this isn't a "hit list," or any such nonsense.

Leigh Alexander was recommended to me by XX on the basis that she "writes about video games; and, then Tweets a lot while drunk." No matter how into her feminism she proclaims to be, she doesn't follow back.

Megan Boyle. Never followed me. Was or is married to Tao Lin. Reviewed a video that Tao gave me about them hanging out in Vegas with the model from Hipsterunoff. Her writing is not available in China on taobao, but Tao's is resold in China (at the time when I tried to purchase both of their books).

Brandon Gorrell needs to unfriend me on Facebook because I compared Thought Catalog to GQ, and, yet, if my life were ever interesting: my Twitter would be more interesting than my Facebook. If he wrote his last book, it was awesome.

dasracist. I wrote about them, somewhere. Maybe, it was The Onion or, maybe, it was my website. Possibly, it was Thought Catalog (though I doubt it). I know that Sarah Lawrence is compared to NYU in tuition rates. Unfollowing, but I liked their music. My friends in Chicago can attest that a portion of the band is shy & hates rapping. Ganja predominates any of their concerts.

Clara. Probably unfollowed me because I Facebook messaged her boyfriend about some clothing that was mistakenly given away to 714 Lawrence. Also, mistakenly given away was my painting, 714 Lawrence to an art collector in Ypsi. Who knows what happened to that? Also, she hated my Twitter.

Christine Hoberg. Friends with my friend Hyatt. Removing on the basis of not following without a follow back.

thefreekwame. Don't know why I unfollowed myself, but maybe someone who knew the password to that account unfollowed me.

ThoughtCatalog, makenoisemusic, fecalface... wouldn't follow me unless I was Yoko.

Lindsay_Howard. Someone said she made great web art. Followed because she was the first person I witnessed who used a .gif in her Twitter bio pic (not biopic).

AtheneLOL. Used to subject my friends at Nakamura to Athene, then abandoned his YouTube videos.

BreakingNews, metrotimes. Mass account does not follow back.

Sporcle. Not that interested in clock design.

Bramble. She's not annoying.

chelseatrull. :(

taolin4chan. Saw a bunch of people pictured with capsules of Addy, spoke to a couple of people. No longer followed back.

JacobMendel. Did a lot with 3-D animation at our alma mater, but didn't think I was pertinent to his life as a social acquaintance who supported his art.

aiww. Responds to many of his messages on Twitter, but never mine. Not sure why because I've seen his installations.

pourmecoffee. Can't recall whether this person ever followed me back. Says non-offensive quips about politics, possibly recommended to me by a friend.

omgstephlol More familiar with her father's career.

SPINmagazine wouldn't follow me unless I was a bonafide contributor to a major record label.

MalkmusAndJicks not surprised Pavement frontman wouldn't follow back. Especially since I had to document an instance of anti-semitism at their first Detroit concert (not him).

TwoVisionaries people in New York who appeared to have a sweet blog about critical theory. They used to follow me. One of them tried to follow me individually, but I lost that e-mail (not in a cocky way, just an incredibly spammed fashion).

Albaremusic. Don't remember.

James_Shepard (see above).

HarleyChua. Perhaps, he unfollowed me when I told him 你好 after noticing he wrote in Pinyin.

SaugaCityCartel. The word suggests a drug affiliation, but this is a changed username.

oddyharahap. Don't ever remember following anyone in Indonesia, but perhaps it's a reappropriate account.

JustKiddings. Possibly followed them in 2006 with my first Twitter account?

DaveSumter. Don't remember.

JeffElder. Spoke to me about neurology or astronomy. Don't remember.

deanlandstudios. Someone, or a group of "someones" in SF that appealed to me for some reason.

DIMITRE_JEWELER. Confused this person with the wrong given name living in Brooklyn. Also, unfamiliar with his shop.

emenich. Don't know.

orianoffical. Knew.

sonicmayhem. Musical interest.

Rezzapahlevi. Don't know.

TweetInTheRaw. Def. don't know someone in Joplin, MO.

DesignNewz. Can Google you again should I need CSS inspiration.

socialmadds. Don't know: don't read.

Vinny from Jersey Shore. Offered to proofread his blog, noticed severe grammatical errors. No further discussion.

jjmilliner. I meant to accept your follow & follow you.  1 of 2 Visionaries.

addthis. Don't know. Now, strikes me as a stupid feed related to compulsive accumulation of Apps.

nosexcity. An ex of an ex. Not interested in her sex (no sex) blog.

joindiaspora. Just liked the name.

FilmOnTV. Same.

nikrichie. Used to follow back. Can only believe that my personal narrative turned off this gossip blogger.

nii_tus. He followed me first!

ChaarlieSheen. A joke account, idk.

SKBOWLERZ. Don't remember.

HaniSidewalkArt: liked his sidewalk sketches in urban areas.

lessavyfav. Probably saw one of their shows, then forgot about them.

stanyanhouse. Herm.

ColettePatterns. A pretty blog.

louisck. Doesn't know I'm alive (not crushing on him). Don't worray!

AndrewSparrow. Hope I didn't piss that journalist off for vague, political statements.

MissFrankieRose: liked her voice in Chicago, or before I heard of her and researched her lyrics, etc.

dumdumgirls. I'd have to shit my pants before they lost their ego enough to acknowledge me in real or fake life.

TeenMomWetpain. Title of account is not relevant to some joke about following MTV's Teen Mom.

__SHIGETO just liked "Driving on Huron River Dr."




11.1.14

How To Lose Your 30K Job At Your Alma Mater


When I suggested that I had proof showcasing myself getting fired for requesting tuition for my M.A.: my former colleagues suggested I was incapable of scanning a document. Here's the proof of both.


FYI: Even if someone wanted to create a discordant argument by stating that he/she noticed that these documents were unsigned; I have proof and copies of this as a signed article. I printed out two copies, made my supervisor sign both, and recorded each document. Even if someone tried to kill me, these documents are still saved in various databases. The reason why they are not disclosed with the names of the retired is.... It is not my intention to shame the careers or successes of my predecessors, but merely to articulate the insane violation of my human rights. I have a right to not be denied what is considered common, acceptable funding for graduate students working full-time for the University of Michigan. If no one tries to hassle me, I will post a similar expose proving that NYU has just denied me admission to their graduate school on the basis of documents I have electronically photographed. As in, their admissions department suggested that I did not submit online application records, but I will publicize the records sent to my email confirming the online applications that were all successfully submitted. 

I have long documented my plight in a way not seeking pity, but redress or reinstatement for the natural continuation of my career that I have been illegally denied. When I first "went public" about this, much like my undergraduate years in college, social ostracism was the result. No change was experienced in relation to this further instance of administrative abuse, in fact, all that happened was I lost friends victimized by this type of power struggle. I'm not keen to ever repeat these experiences. They do not present me as a neurotic or mentally ill person, rather, one victimized by the pursuit of their literary studies at their own expense. I cannot pretend to understand the basis of such nonsense, but since I first publicly opposed these measures, my security has suffered.  

7.1.14

Insensible Rant No. 6084


Above: Look at that Disgusting Water

'Tis nothing more disgusting than the liquid commonly referenced as "water" or "H20-no." It's very nothingness and fluidity is reprehensible to mankind. Human beings should be occupied in the pursuit of diabetes through the accumulation of saccharine and chemically-altered sodas. Famous American, George Washington, once suggested in a lackadaisical way, "Give me water, or give me death." Ancient colonial writer, John Stuart Mills followed up with the statement that all babies of the empire should be eliminated in the purpose of preserving water, and something satirical about the political events of that age. Big French man, John Donne, continued to preoccupy himself with collecting lovers, fleas in bawdy Norway. The scourge of the question for hydration preoccupied roving Mongol Mogul, Gangs Is Chaka Khan..

Rome fell due to improper aqueduct brinkmanship, while Venice stewed in streets of sewers. There isn't much to be said of Western Civilization, but Eastern Civilization managed to invent papyrus, rice paper, and every commodity. Yet, whether it was groups that could be collectively referred to as The Chinese, or the Aztecs, or the Dutch; every species of man descended from a monkey aptly named Purgatorius,  proceeded to compete for the development of hydrophilic water, known technically from its origin in medical terminology. The fate of Western Philosophy fell upon Robert M. Pirsig and that charming Guatemalan Mohammed Ghandi. The role of sequencing the extended workplace into song-and-dance arias (also known as auras) became the burden of Charles Chaplin, the kid picked last in gym class. Ever since the assignation of the vantage point and the attribution of incoherency to postmodernism, the new blights of coco-water, Smart Water, water with electrolytes, over-priced water, distiller water, water-with-wings, water pills, etc. emerged within markets where consumers struggled over the purchase of kale as opposed to vegetarian-friendly spinach in some locales, whilst in others, workers in a Michigan franchise were arrested for cultivating cannabinoids in an empty room on the top floor of Meijer. You must understand, that all New England thinkers ranging from Jeff "Stunna" Chaucer to Tom Brady to Pembroke to Wordsworth, all suggested that the nefarious water made them "lonely as clouds" and take "the road less travelled," while "nothing gold could stay" and "the art of war(s)" against and for the cultivation of water emerged.

In some regions, the ancestral monkeys were besieged by either too much or too little water. Herodotus believed that a Grecian chariot mechanic was to blame for the progression of time, which was also responsible for the explanation of water. When Mount Vesuvius exploded, Jane "Big Player" Eyre and George Elliot (two, young men in Pompeii), compared the flow of lava to that of water, which compelled Socrates and his buddy, Aristotle, and Freud to begin their pursuit of water-sports. The young Jung insisted that hang-gliding, though structurally similar to the mechanism of wind-surfing that Freud preferred, was inherently different from said sport. Simply, this was said because he happened to need something different to comment upon from Freud when talking to some frat boys, Hegel and Heidegger. Karl Marx did not make the football team that year on account of the woes of capitalism. Tolstoy avowed himself of Dickens, dry ice, and crystallized water once and for all. A man name Goethe would spend considerable time pondering this event, when others like Marcel Proust pursued the task of writing in insulated rooms.

Nothing further can be said about the connection between these molecules, the gravity of dehydration in warm climates, nor, the preference for city or country water.